My new band needs a name!

We just started out and allready have our first gig in 2 months! That's why we need a name to print it on the flyers!
It could be funny, because we're all pretty silly and immature, we allready thought about some names but all we came up with was some stupid (but funny as hell^^) sexist stuff that we better not use if we want any female audience^^
So it should be short and pregnant, perhaps implying that we play straight forward dirty Rockabilly/Rock 'n' Roll and that we love to have fun.
Sth a friend of mine came up with was
"The Monkey Men" but our drummer didn't like it...
We also came up with "Grilled Chicken and the Buffalo Wings" but thats way to long...

So if you got any ideas I'll be glad to use them
If we ever record a record you'll be mentioned in the booklet if we choose your name =)

Thanks
Chris

The Guitarmaniacs

Silly and Inmatures

The Fork Handles (aka The Four Candles)

Guitarmaniac wrote:

...We also came up with "Grilled Chicken and the Buffalo Wings" but thats way to long...

Why is that too long? Big Shampoo & The Hairstylers is a great name for a band and about the same length

The Cadillac club

How about any of these

JohnBoy Walton and his Hillbilly Travelling Roadshow
or
Moses and the Ten Commandments (thats if there are 11 guys in the band)
or
Alcoholics Unanimous
or
Cold Turkey
or
Hangmans Noose
or
The Guitar Slingers

what about... Shameless?

Razzle Dazzle (the Bill Haley song)

or
Union Jack Plantagenet and his Three Gay Cavaliers (if ye are a four piece)
or
Third World Briefcase
or
Let Them Eat Cake
or
The Evlis Prelsey String Quartet ( again if you are a four piece)
or
The Futha Muckas
or
The Four Gospels ( if you are a Gospel group)
or
The ORCAstra ( if one of you is a killer whale)

The Too Tired or The Two Tyred...

No Idea or No Eyed Deer

how about

Play Dead Possum
or
Frequently Asked Questions
or
Mob Barley and Exodus ( if you got a Carribean thing going on)
or indeed
My New Band Needs a Name....................

you guys are pretty good^^
but we're just 4 people (not 11^^) and we play straight ahead rock 'n' roll...
will show the other guys your suggestions!

Johnny Crash & No speed limits
Elbow James & the Knee bone walkers
The Pistons
The Munsters
Tweedle & the Dees

What about Torrent?

what about

Raging Bull
or
Baghdad Barbeque
or
The Slutty Virgins
or
The Volcanos
or
Spewing Lava
or
No Fly Zone
or
The Rabid Rabbis

The Fork Lifts

Use this formula:
1. The name of your first Pet
2. Your mom's maiden name
3. add "and the" with your favorite toy as a kid

so my new band would be "Smutsy Lillicrop and the tinker toys"

Works every time, you're welcome.

Fankled Up In Blue

Thanks for the great Ideas guys.
We're called "Ducky Boys" now, I have no idea why, but my drummer had the idea and we were a bit drunk, so we decided to stick with that...

Actually, there's a Swedish band already called the Ducky Boys...

damn, i hate my drummer^^