That reminds me of the time I was buying some music for a 50's-themed restaurant I managed, and I came across Neil Sedaka's Greatest Hits. I always got requests for Calendar Girl and Breaking Up Is Hard to Do, so I figured it was a worthwhile investment. Anyway, one of the tracks on there was called Stairway to Heaven. No, not that Stairway to Heaven. Not even close.
Once in a while, I would get diners who would ask me to turn off the Happy Days crap and play some real rock-n-roll, like The Doors or Led Zeppelin. I couldn't resist asking them if "Stairway to Heaven" might make them happy.
Smart-ass-a-billy