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Fellow Loungers,
I have not waxed philosophicaly of late nor made pronouncements of unembelished cranial straining due to various global commitments.
Fear not ,oh lesser loungers , the fountain of my wisdom still flows and you may drink your fill.
Any queries , of public or private interest may be addressed to me via this forum and I will deliver wizened words of scholastic stupendousness. I am fluent in both English and American linguistic verbousity so you may speak freely in the language you are most familiar with.
For this gift to mankind ,all I ask is that you refrain from chewing gum and foul slang.
yours anthropologicly LVB

Several days and no replies ;alas my empire crumbles.